I got this in e-mail and I laughed so hard that I just had to share it here:
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
...and how was your day?
4 comments:
Thank you for a great laugh. Mom and I both had to laugh as this sounds like something we might do. Toooooooo funny.
Traci, too funny! My mom is the one who sent it to me LOL
My husband let one rip the other day when we were at the store, man it was a stinker. I high-tailed it to the end of the isle just to be able to breath, and the other man that was on that isle was gone in a flash too.
He thought I was the only one on that isle with him, and when I told him. He's like you should have told me. I'm like "I'm suppose to read your mind and know you need to fart."
Then he says "That poor man."
I said, "What about poor me?"
He replies, "Yeah, but you're used to them and probably can't even smell them anymore."
"Right honey, that's why I went clear down to the end of the isle just to get air."
He replies, "Nah, you went down there looking for something on your shopping list."
Yet, your story is much funnier, because of the iPod music and so many people looking at you.
Bet you never do that again.
Thanks for the laugh! I needed a laugh after the week I've had...
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